Our Ladies would do really well...

We beat spurs 4-2 last night . Thanks to the transfer genius of Wenger we transferred Bentley for Alex Song and Jenas for Eboue at half-time. Wenger quoted "We want to be more english and these guys wanted to join Arsenal at half-time , for us it was a no brainer. We needed an english spine for the last ten minutes stint ".

After savoring the taste of success, Wenger purposefully ordered a press blackout for the rest of the season: "Arsenal Team Order : no more talk-shows live-shows reality-shows video-game-pr. We do the talking on the pitch now. It works really well for us. "

Wenger will not buy ...so where is our cheap cover For Fabregas ?

Is there any cheap cover for Fabregas upon injury? Wenger's team of scouts have turned to genetics...as he could be cloned in south korea for much less than the $60Mio he's worth!

and that is where Wenger's genius to breed the best Arsenal players for the future to secure the financial and sporting foundation of the club. Every club should have a trophy and DNA Cabinet of their stars for future cloning.

Chairman want's a Team Rebuilt

ARSENAL chairman Peter Hill-Wood last night issued a statement that he expected Arsene Wenger to rebuild the team in 48 hours after Fulham disastrous display.

The new team will be built around our key player......... Eboue.

Relegation and after that Feeder Club

Well after witnessing our cheesy midfield against Fulham, it is clear that we will
be relegated to the Championship next season, where Wenger will set up a new feeder
club...Arsenal Feeder Club (AFC)

We asked Arsene about this..."Yes, we feel we could need many more experiments on Eboue"
..Yeah well we all have our minor obsessions, don't we?

Walcott our new DM!

This is the reaction after announcing Walcott14 is our next Defensive Midfielder





Experiments Experiments …Arsene's Experiments

Why Wenger is wasting his educational experiments on Eboue ?

Better spend it on Walcott and RobinvPersie to teach them how to defend and play midfield this season?

Walcott 14 as defensive midfielder (Grow a Flamini style Hairdo) and RvP as right Winger(our own CRonaldo7!)